A Bucket List Just for Fun

1. Make a mechanical engineer work on a car they designed
2. Buy a friend a sex toy gift basket for their birthday
3. Smoke a menthol cigarette in the brisk winter air
4. Ride a donkey up a mountain trail with Juan Valdez
5. Host a séance
6. Get beads at Mardi gras
7. See what being water boarded feels like
8. Get a cool scar
9. Smoke a bidi cigarette from India
10. Facilitate the surprise meeting of a military parent and their family
11. Take part in an experimental testing of a new medicine or medical procedure
12. Read someone’s tarot cards
13. Actually slip on a banana peel
14. Avoid “baby talking” children; talk to them like adults
15. Send someone a telegram
16. Call someone a jive turkey
17. Leave notes with nice compliments in random places for strangers to find
18. Marry yourself
19. Have a psychic reading done
20. Buy a porn magazine from a magazine vending machine
21. Buy used panties from a vending machine in Japan
22. Be an Elvis or Prince impersonator for a weekend
23. Drive cross country
24. Name your flask
25. Try an oxygen bar in Las Vegas
26. Receive acupuncture
27. Be a workaway host
28. Convince your dentist to give you a dose of nitrous gas at a regular check up
29. Meet Anthony Bourdain and buy him a drink
30. Mail an envelope of glitter to the worst boss you’ve ever had
31. Convince people you are a time traveler from the past; act confused by everything
32. Found an official holiday
33. Learn the language that Leeloo speaks in “The Fifth Element”
34. Leave a convincing treasure map in your romantic interest’s mailbox that leads to your bedroom
35. Buy a private island, make yourself a king/queen
36. Carry Danny Devito on your shoulders like a drunk woman at a Kid Rock concert
37. Make waterbeds popular again
38. Stay in a seedy motel for a weekend
39. Buy out all the tickets to a concert then don’t show up
40. Drink expensive champagne in a hot tub in the back of a limo
41. Meet a Columbian drug lord
42. Get a blood transfusion to legally, biologically become a part of the English royal family
43. Be cryogenically frozen
44. Become a real life superhero
45. Go to a restaurant, pretend you have been stood up to get your meal for free
46. Jump the Grand Canyon on a motorcycle
47. Read someone else’s palms
48. Be followed on Twitter by at least 5 celebrities
49. Eat at a Nyotaimori dinner
50. Continually & invalidly reference Star Trek as if it were Star Wars while talking to an avid Star Wars fan
51. Collect antique iron cast skillets
52. Buy a bar globe
53. Go one day without complaining about anything
54. Photobomb a stranger’s selfie with a surprise kiss on the cheek
55. Slightly rearrange your neighbors’ yard decorations every night; see how long it takes them to notice
56. Offer a cop free donuts
57. Crash a fraternity/sorority party, convince them you are a long-lost alumni
58. Call into the Washington Journal with substantial insight
59. Slow dance with a stranger
60. Go 24 days without bathing; preserve pheromones in a vial & market vial samples to perfumers
61. Buy someone else a gift on your birthday
62. Reset all the clocks at a formal house party to different times
63. Make the “garlic powder challenge” more popular than the “cinnamon challenge”
64. Receive a professional enema